An Open Letter to David Cameron

Dave,

I would not like to congratulate you and your party for winning the most seats in this general election. I would not like to wish you luck in getting the further support you will need to have a majority in the house of commons, and I do not hope you get the support you need to become the next Priminister.

You ran your campaign claiming a vote for you and your party would be a vote for change. Change to what? We heard more about the way your wife dresses than we did about your actual policies. There is only one thing is this country that needs to change, and it isn’t us. It’s you. It’s you and your political system. The country is broken, but you and your campaign have tried to convince us that we are part of the problem, and that only you can fix us. How dare you. Your arrogance and ignorance towards us, the British people, is a crime. We do not work for you. You work for us!

The one and only function of modern politics and politicians is to justify your own existence. You do not supply the service you promise to the public. So don’t you dare tell us that change has come to Britain. The only change we want to see is the complete removal of Bullshit from our society. Unfortunately for you, that will leave you, your Tory buddies and most members of Parliament out of a job. But don’t worry, you can always claim job seekers allowance until you find something more suited to your skill-set.

Yours Sincerely

Great Britain